Camera off.
Coffee on.
Mugs and stickers for the nine-to-five, done from the couch. Quietly funny, safe for the background of any meeting.
coffeeunmute (eventually)- more coffee
- pretend Wi-Fi dropped
camera offalways
Low Battery
You
Camera off
Members only
Running on 4%.
Do not schedule anything before coffee.
This meeting could have been an email.
Agenda · 7 items
Mug · 11 oz
Camera Off Club Mug
Your camera is off. Your coffee is very much on.
$23.99View details →
Mug · 11 oz
Low Battery High Standards Mug
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee.
$23.99View details →
Sticker · 4 in
Camera Off Club Sticker
Proof of membership, for your laptop lid.
$6.99View details →
Sticker · 4 in
Low Battery High Standards Sticker
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee.
$6.99View details →
Tee
Camera Off Club Tee
The official uniform of the little gray square.
$29.99View details →
Hoodie
Camera Off Club Hoodie
Built for meetings where nobody can see you anyway.
$64.00View details →
Mug · 11 oz
This Could Have Been a Text Mug
Ears flat, tiny tie on, and a calendar pop-up asking for a…
$23.99View details →
mug was here. so was the 9 a.m.
Out of office? Still ships.
Everything is printed when you order, so your mug is made for you, not pulled from a shelf. It's the most productive thing that will happen this week.
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