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Camera off.
Coffee on.

Mugs and stickers for the nine-to-five, done from the couch. Quietly funny, safe for the background of any meeting.

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  1. coffee
  2. unmute (eventually)
  3. more coffee
  4. pretend Wi-Fi dropped
  5. camera off always
Work-from-home desk with coffee and a muted video call Camera Off Club Mug, $23.99
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Running on 4%.
Do not schedule anything before coffee.

This meeting could have been an email.

Agenda · 7 items

On today's call (no slides, promise)

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Camera Off Club Sticker — Floof
Sticker · 4 in

Camera Off Club Sticker

Proof of membership, for your laptop lid.

$6.99View details →
Low Battery High Standards Sticker — Floof
Sticker · 4 in

Low Battery High Standards Sticker

Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee.

$6.99View details →

mug was here. so was the 9 a.m.

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Everything is printed when you order, so your mug is made for you, not pulled from a shelf. It's the most productive thing that will happen this week.

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