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Mugs
Will Work For Ball Labrador Mug
Fetch your morning coffee with Labrador enthusiasm. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Mug
Lap reserved. Coffee optional. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Mug
Opinions served loud, with coffee. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Mug
Nose first, then the coffee, no questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Mug
Herds the kids, supervises the coffee. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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One Dog Long Dachshund Mug
Measured in dachshunds, filled with coffee. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Mug
Zero to couch in under a second. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Bookmark: Whatever Was Nearest Mug
Mark your place. Hold your coffee. A receipt, a sock, a spoon, a slice of cheese: every reader's real bookmark. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Dog-Ear Club Puppy Mug
Folds the corner, finishes the chapter, never apologizes. A puppy whose ears are page corners, for readers who fold the corner and refuse to apologize. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Shh-Tzu Librarian Mug
Quiet, please. Coffee in progress. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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I Prefer Hardcover Puppy Mug
A soft spot for hardcovers. A puppy with a favourite format, for readers whose dog has eaten at least one book. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Tee
Full-time lap occupant, now with a shirt. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
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Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Tee
Husky opinions, worn loud. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
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45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Tee
Built for 45 mph. Devoted to the couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Dog-Ear Club Puppy Tee
Dog-ears welcome. Apologies not. A puppy whose ears are page corners, for readers who fold the corner and refuse to apologize. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
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Shh-Tzu Librarian Tee
Shh. Dog on duty. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
Stickers
Will Work For Ball Labrador Sticker
Ball? Ball. Now on your laptop. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Sticker
Lap occupied. Do not disturb. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Sticker
Loud opinions, now stickable. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Sticker
Follow the nose, skip the questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Sticker
Your children will be organized. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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One Dog Long Dachshund Sticker
Ruler not included. One dog long. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Sticker
Top speed 45 mph. Current speed: couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Bookmark: Whatever Was Nearest Sticker
Lost your page? Use whatever was nearest. A receipt, a sock, a spoon, a slice of cheese: every reader's real bookmark. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Dog-Ear Club Puppy Sticker
Page corners folded, apology not included. A puppy whose ears are page corners, for readers who fold the corner and refuse to apologize. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Shh-Tzu Librarian Sticker
Shh. The stacks are in session. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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I Prefer Hardcover Puppy Sticker
Hardcover or nothing. A puppy with a favourite format, for readers whose dog has eaten at least one book. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Camera Off Club Mug
Your camera is off. Your coffee is very much on. The patch-style badge faces you, the meeting gets your initials in a gray square, and nobody needs to know it's your third refill. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Low Battery High Standards Mug
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Stickers
Camera Off Club Sticker
Proof of membership, for your laptop lid. Stick it right above the webcam you never turn on, so the next "can you hop on video?" gets a polite, patch-style no. 4″ × 4″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
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Low Battery High Standards Sticker
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 4" kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
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Camera Off Club Tee
The official uniform of the little gray square. A soft, patch-style club badge for people whose best meeting outfit is "connecting audio…" Wear it to the office and let everyone guess your membership status. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee.
Hoodies
Camera Off Club Hoodie
Built for meetings where nobody can see you anyway. Hood up, camera off, "you're on mute" fully embraced. The patch-style club badge is the only proof you were ever there. Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie.
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Will Work For Ball Labrador Tee
Will work for ball. Will also work for you, mostly. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
Stickers
Performatively Reading Sticker
Yes, it's a real book. Yes, I'm actually reading it. A small, unbothered dog in round glasses, deep in a thick novel on the train, for everyone who reads in public and refuses to apologize. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Performatively Reading Mug
Yes, it's a real book. Yes, I'm actually reading it. A small, unbothered dog in round glasses, deep in a thick novel on the train, for everyone who reads in public and refuses to apologize. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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This Could Have Been a Text Mug
Ears flat, tiny tie on, and a calendar pop-up asking for a "quick call?" For anyone whose most productive meeting was the one that got cancelled. Pairs nicely with the Camera Off Club. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Stickers
Flower Crown Labrador Sticker
Wore the flower crown. Ate one of the flowers. A soft-eyed Lab in a crown of peach roses, looking like the snack thief who's pretty sure you'll forgive them anyway. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Golden Retriever Sticker
Sunflowers, for the dog who is basically one. A golden with a crown of sunflowers and the face of someone who has never had a bad day. Pure, sunny, mildly shedding. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown French Bulldog Sticker
Bat ears, rose crown, zero interest in your plans. A frenchie who agreed to the flowers on one condition: nobody asks it to walk anywhere today. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Dachshund Sticker
Long dog, short patience, lovely lavender crown. A dachshund in a crown of purple asters, sitting very politely, plotting to get on the couch the second you look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Corgi Sticker
Royal heritage, now with an actual crown. A corgi in a little crown of daisies and roses. The queen's favorite breed finally got the headwear it always deserved. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Pit Bull Sticker
Big head, bigger heart, pinkest peonies. A gray pittie in a crown of blush peonies, built like a linebacker and about as dangerous as a weighted blanket. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Greyhound Sticker
Retired from racing. Now strictly in floral. A brindle greyhound in a crown of blue blooms, folded like an elegant lawn chair and ready for a very long nap. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Beagle Sticker
The crown stayed on until a smell walked by. A beagle in a crown of buttercups, nose already working on something three yards away. Floral today, feral at the next sniff. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Italian Greyhound Sticker
Tiny, trembling, and absolutely gorgeous in roses. An iggy in a dainty crown of pink roses, wearing the expression of a dog who'd like a blanket and a full apology for the weather. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Basenji Sticker
Does not bark. Does accessorize. A basenji with a curly tail and a crown of orange hibiscus. Quiet, catlike and fully aware it looks this good. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Bernese Mountain Dog Sticker
A fluffy mountain of a dog in a daisy crown. A Berner in a crown of white daisies and lilac: a hundred pounds of fluff who still fully believes it's a lap dog. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Scottish Deerhound Sticker
Wiry, wise, and crowned in Scottish thistle. A scruffy deerhound wearing purple thistle, the national flower, looking like a gentle poet who wandered off a moor. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Manatee Flower Crown Sticker
Slow down: manatee zone, now on your water bottle. A whiskery sea cow in a crown of blue blooms, drifting through Caloosahatchee season like it owns the canal. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Mugs
Manatee Flower Crown Mug
Your morning coffee, at a strictly no-wake pace. A whiskery sea cow in a crown of blue blooms, drifting through Caloosahatchee season like it owns the canal. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
T-Shirts
Manatee Flower Crown Tee
Moves at idle speed. Dresses like it, too. A whiskery sea cow in a crown of blue blooms, drifting through Caloosahatchee season like it owns the canal. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Sandhill Crane Flower Crown Sticker
Stops traffic in Lehigh Acres. Now stops laptops. A sandhill crane in a flower crown, strolling across a strip-mall parking lot like it's the Everglades. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Sandhill Crane Flower Crown Mug
For people who also start the day with loud opinions. A sandhill crane in a flower crown, strolling across a strip-mall parking lot like it's the Everglades. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
T-Shirts
Sandhill Crane Flower Crown Tee
Five feet of leg and a red cap, plus flowers. A sandhill crane in a flower crown, strolling across a strip-mall parking lot like it's the Everglades. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Alligator Flower Crown Sticker
Every pond in Cape Coral has one. Now so does your laptop. A gator wearing a crown of firebush blooms and the face of someone who has absolutely seen your golf swing. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Alligator Flower Crown Mug
Lurks quietly until the coffee kicks in. A gator wearing a crown of firebush blooms and the face of someone who has absolutely seen your golf swing. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
T-Shirts
Alligator Flower Crown Tee
Dangerous? Yes. Flowers? Also yes. A gator wearing a crown of firebush blooms and the face of someone who has absolutely seen your golf swing. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Roseate Spoonbill Flower Crown Sticker
Pink, not a flamingo. Please stop asking. A roseate spoonbill with a lavender crown and a bill built for sifting mangrove mud. Always photogenic, never a flamingo. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Roseate Spoonbill Flower Crown Mug
Stirring your coffee is basically its whole thing. A roseate spoonbill with a lavender crown and a bill built for sifting mangrove mud. Always photogenic, never a flamingo. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Roseate Spoonbill Flower Crown Tee
Ding Darling's pinkest regular, now on a tee. A roseate spoonbill with a lavender crown and a bill built for sifting mangrove mud. Always photogenic, never a flamingo. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Florida Panther Flower Crown Sticker
Rarer than a parking space on Fifth Avenue South. A Florida panther crowned in yellow daisies, quietly patrolling the Picayune Strand and judging everyone. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Florida Panther Flower Crown Mug
Big-cat energy for your first meeting of the day. A Florida panther crowned in yellow daisies, quietly patrolling the Picayune Strand and judging everyone. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Florida Panther Flower Crown Tee
The rarest cat in Collier County, in daisies. A Florida panther crowned in yellow daisies, quietly patrolling the Picayune Strand and judging everyone. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Gopher Tortoise Flower Crown Sticker
Dug a burrow. Kept the flowers. A gopher tortoise wearing a crown of tickseed, the original landlord who's been renting burrows to half of Florida for decades. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Gopher Tortoise Flower Crown Mug
No rush. The coffee's not going anywhere, and neither are you. A gopher tortoise wearing a crown of tickseed, the original landlord who's been renting burrows to half of Florida for decades. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Gopher Tortoise Flower Crown Tee
Slow, steady and legally protected, like a nap. A gopher tortoise wearing a crown of tickseed, the original landlord who's been renting burrows to half of Florida for decades. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Burrowing Owl Flower Crown Sticker
Cape Coral's tiniest homeowner, now on a sticker. A burrowing owl in a crown of coral blooms, staring you down from its staked-off yard in Cape Coral. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Burrowing Owl Flower Crown Mug
Wide awake before you are, and wildly smug about it. A burrowing owl in a crown of coral blooms, staring you down from its staked-off yard in Cape Coral. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Burrowing Owl Flower Crown Tee
Small owl, big eyes, flower crown, no HOA. A burrowing owl in a crown of coral blooms, staring you down from its staked-off yard in Cape Coral. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Loggerhead Flower Crown Sticker
Nesting season starts in May. Lights out, please. A loggerhead sea turtle crowned in blue blossoms, the reason we turn the porch lights off all summer. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Loggerhead Flower Crown Mug
Goes great with an early-morning beach walk. A loggerhead sea turtle crowned in blue blossoms, the reason we turn the porch lights off all summer. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Loggerhead Flower Crown Tee
Swims thousands of miles, still comes home to Sanibel. A loggerhead sea turtle crowned in blue blossoms, the reason we turn the porch lights off all summer. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Brown Pelican Flower Crown Sticker
Will stare at your fish sandwich. Respectfully. A brown pelican in a sunflower crown, posted on a Fort Myers Beach piling like it pays rent there. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Brown Pelican Flower Crown Mug
Dives in headfirst, like you and that first cup. A brown pelican in a sunflower crown, posted on a Fort Myers Beach piling like it pays rent there. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Brown Pelican Flower Crown Tee
Pier regular since forever. Now in florals. A brown pelican in a sunflower crown, posted on a Fort Myers Beach piling like it pays rent there. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Bottlenose Dolphin Flower Crown Sticker
Shows up just as your sunset cruise sets out. A bottlenose dolphin mid-leap in a lavender crown, grinning like it heard the tour boat coming. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Bottlenose Dolphin Flower Crown Mug
For the person who's always first in the water. A bottlenose dolphin mid-leap in a lavender crown, grinning like it heard the tour boat coming. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Bottlenose Dolphin Flower Crown Tee
The Gulf's favorite show-off, crowned in passionflower. A bottlenose dolphin mid-leap in a lavender crown, grinning like it heard the tour boat coming. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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River Otter Flower Crown Sticker
Pond to pond, snack to snack. A river otter in a crown of sunflowers and firebush, popping up in a retention pond like it just found the best spot in Southwest Florida. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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River Otter Flower Crown Mug
Hold it in two paws, like an otter. A river otter in a crown of sunflowers and firebush, popping up in a retention pond like it just found the best spot in Southwest Florida. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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River Otter Flower Crown Tee
Fluffy, slippery and mostly mischief. A river otter in a crown of sunflowers and firebush, popping up in a retention pond like it just found the best spot in Southwest Florida. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
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Snowy Egret Flower Crown Sticker
Golden slippers, perfect posture, flower crown. A snowy egret with a lacy crest and a crown of soft blooms, high-stepping through the shallows in its famous yellow feet. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Snowy Egret Flower Crown Mug
Elegant at 6 a.m. One of you has to be. A snowy egret with a lacy crest and a crown of soft blooms, high-stepping through the shallows in its famous yellow feet. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Snowy Egret Flower Crown Tee
The best-dressed bird on the mangrove edge. A snowy egret with a lacy crest and a crown of soft blooms, high-stepping through the shallows in its famous yellow feet. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
Stickers
Private Concert Sticker
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Private Concert Mug
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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