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Mugs
Camera Off Club Mug
Your camera is off. Your coffee is very much on. The patch-style badge faces you, the meeting gets your initials in a gray square, and nobody needs to know it's your third refill. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Mugs
Low Battery High Standards Mug
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Stickers
Camera Off Club Sticker
Proof of membership, for your laptop lid. Stick it right above the webcam you never turn on, so the next "can you hop on video?" gets a polite, patch-style no. 4″ × 4″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
Stickers
Low Battery High Standards Sticker
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 4" kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
T-Shirts
Camera Off Club Tee
The official uniform of the little gray square. A soft, patch-style club badge for people whose best meeting outfit is "connecting audio…" Wear it to the office and let everyone guess your membership status. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee.
Hoodies
Camera Off Club Hoodie
Built for meetings where nobody can see you anyway. Hood up, camera off, "you're on mute" fully embraced. The patch-style club badge is the only proof you were ever there. Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie.
Mugs
This Could Have Been a Text Mug
Ears flat, tiny tie on, and a calendar pop-up asking for a "quick call?" For anyone whose most productive meeting was the one that got cancelled. Pairs nicely with the Camera Off Club. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Not sure about sizing?
Unisex fits with room to move. Size guides live on every product page — when in doubt, size up.