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The dog shelf Good dogs, better opinions.
Breed-specific mugs and stickers for owners who know exactly which couch cushion is theirs. Find your dog, then find your joke.
Good boy.
Waited by the mug all morning.
Will Work For Ball Mug, $23.99
Find your breed
yes, yours is the best oneEight breeds, one insider joke each. 35 pieces, printed when you order.
Will Work For Ball Labrador Mug
Fetch your morning coffee with Labrador enthusiasm. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Mug
Lap reserved. Coffee optional. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Mug
Opinions served loud, with coffee. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Mug
Nose first, then the coffee, no questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Mug
Herds the kids, supervises the coffee. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
One Dog Long Dachshund Mug
Measured in dachshunds, filled with coffee. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Mug
Zero to couch in under a second. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Shh-Tzu Librarian Mug
Quiet, please. Coffee in progress. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Tee
Full-time lap occupant, now with a shirt. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Tee
Husky opinions, worn loud. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Tee
Built for 45 mph. Devoted to the couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".
Shh-Tzu Librarian Tee
Shh. Dog on duty. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
Will Work For Ball Labrador Sticker
Ball? Ball. Now on your laptop. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Sticker
Lap occupied. Do not disturb. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Sticker
Loud opinions, now stickable. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Sticker
Follow the nose, skip the questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Sticker
Your children will be organized. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
One Dog Long Dachshund Sticker
Ruler not included. One dog long. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Sticker
Top speed 45 mph. Current speed: couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Shh-Tzu Librarian Sticker
Shh. The stacks are in session. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Will Work For Ball Labrador Tee
Will work for ball. Will also work for you, mostly. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight.
Flower Crown Labrador Sticker
Wore the flower crown. Ate one of the flowers. A soft-eyed Lab in a crown of peach roses, looking like the snack thief who's pretty sure you'll forgive them anyway. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Golden Retriever Sticker
Sunflowers, for the dog who is basically one. A golden with a crown of sunflowers and the face of someone who has never had a bad day. Pure, sunny, mildly shedding. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown French Bulldog Sticker
Bat ears, rose crown, zero interest in your plans. A frenchie who agreed to the flowers on one condition: nobody asks it to walk anywhere today. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Dachshund Sticker
Long dog, short patience, lovely lavender crown. A dachshund in a crown of purple asters, sitting very politely, plotting to get on the couch the second you look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Corgi Sticker
Royal heritage, now with an actual crown. A corgi in a little crown of daisies and roses. The queen's favorite breed finally got the headwear it always deserved. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Pit Bull Sticker
Big head, bigger heart, pinkest peonies. A gray pittie in a crown of blush peonies, built like a linebacker and about as dangerous as a weighted blanket. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Greyhound Sticker
Retired from racing. Now strictly in floral. A brindle greyhound in a crown of blue blooms, folded like an elegant lawn chair and ready for a very long nap. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Beagle Sticker
The crown stayed on until a smell walked by. A beagle in a crown of buttercups, nose already working on something three yards away. Floral today, feral at the next sniff. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Italian Greyhound Sticker
Tiny, trembling, and absolutely gorgeous in roses. An iggy in a dainty crown of pink roses, wearing the expression of a dog who'd like a blanket and a full apology for the weather. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Basenji Sticker
Does not bark. Does accessorize. A basenji with a curly tail and a crown of orange hibiscus. Quiet, catlike and fully aware it looks this good. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Bernese Mountain Dog Sticker
A fluffy mountain of a dog in a daisy crown. A Berner in a crown of white daisies and lilac: a hundred pounds of fluff who still fully believes it's a lap dog. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Flower Crown Scottish Deerhound Sticker
Wiry, wise, and crowned in Scottish thistle. A scruffy deerhound wearing purple thistle, the national flower, looking like a gentle poet who wandered off a moor. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Private Concert Sticker
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Private Concert Mug
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
