The dog shelf
Good dogs, better opinions.
Breed-specific mugs and stickers for owners who know exactly which couch cushion is theirs. Find your dog, then find your joke.
One Dog Long, wagging since the last walk.
Good boy.
Waited by the mug all morning.
Will Work For Ball Mug, $23.99
Aussie
Aussie

I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Mug
Herds the kids, supervises the coffee. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Sticker
Your children will be organized. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
Made when you orderFresh from the press, not a warehouse shelf.couch-tested
Dishwasher safe mugsGlossy ceramic that survives real kitchens.park-approved
30-day returnsIf the joke lands wrong, we make it right.no chewing required