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The dog shelf

Good dogs, better opinions.

Breed-specific mugs and stickers for owners who know exactly which couch cushion is theirs. Find your dog, then find your joke.

One Dog Long, wagging since the last walk.
Dog person lounging with a mug and a very good dog
Morning shift, kitchen counter.

Good boy.
Waited by the mug all morning.
Will Work For Ball Mug, $23.99

Find your breed

yes, yours is the best one

Eight breeds, one insider joke each. 35 pieces, printed when you order.

5 pieces

Greyhound
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Mug — Floof

45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Mug

Zero to couch in under a second. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Greyhound
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Tee — Floof

45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Tee

Built for 45 mph. Devoted to the couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft and lightweight. The illustration is printed centred at about 8.5".

Greyhound
45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Sticker — Floof

45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Sticker

Top speed 45 mph. Current speed: couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.

Greyhound
Flower Crown Greyhound Sticker — Floof

Flower Crown Greyhound Sticker

Retired from racing. Now strictly in floral. A brindle greyhound in a crown of blue blooms, folded like an elegant lawn chair and ready for a very long nap. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.

Greyhound
Flower Crown Italian Greyhound Sticker — Floof

Flower Crown Italian Greyhound Sticker

Tiny, trembling, and absolutely gorgeous in roses. An iggy in a dainty crown of pink roses, wearing the expression of a dog who'd like a blanket and a full apology for the weather. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.

Made when you orderFresh from the press, not a warehouse shelf.couch-tested
Dishwasher safe mugsGlossy ceramic that survives real kitchens.park-approved
30-day returnsIf the joke lands wrong, we make it right.no chewing required