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Mugs
Will Work For Ball Labrador Mug
Fetch your morning coffee with Labrador enthusiasm. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Mug
Lap reserved. Coffee optional. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Mug
Opinions served loud, with coffee. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Mug
Nose first, then the coffee, no questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Mug
Herds the kids, supervises the coffee. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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One Dog Long Dachshund Mug
Measured in dachshunds, filled with coffee. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Mug
Zero to couch in under a second. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Bookmark: Whatever Was Nearest Mug
Mark your place. Hold your coffee. A receipt, a sock, a spoon, a slice of cheese: every reader's real bookmark. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Dog-Ear Club Puppy Mug
Folds the corner, finishes the chapter, never apologizes. A puppy whose ears are page corners, for readers who fold the corner and refuse to apologize. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Shh-Tzu Librarian Mug
Quiet, please. Coffee in progress. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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I Prefer Hardcover Puppy Mug
A soft spot for hardcovers. A puppy with a favourite format, for readers whose dog has eaten at least one book. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Camera Off Club Mug
Your camera is off. Your coffee is very much on. The patch-style badge faces you, the meeting gets your initials in a gray square, and nobody needs to know it's your third refill. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Low Battery High Standards Mug
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Performatively Reading Mug
Yes, it's a real book. Yes, I'm actually reading it. A small, unbothered dog in round glasses, deep in a thick novel on the train, for everyone who reads in public and refuses to apologize. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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This Could Have Been a Text Mug
Ears flat, tiny tie on, and a calendar pop-up asking for a "quick call?" For anyone whose most productive meeting was the one that got cancelled. Pairs nicely with the Camera Off Club. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Manatee Flower Crown Mug
Your morning coffee, at a strictly no-wake pace. A whiskery sea cow in a crown of blue blooms, drifting through Caloosahatchee season like it owns the canal. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Sandhill Crane Flower Crown Mug
For people who also start the day with loud opinions. A sandhill crane in a flower crown, strolling across a strip-mall parking lot like it's the Everglades. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Alligator Flower Crown Mug
Lurks quietly until the coffee kicks in. A gator wearing a crown of firebush blooms and the face of someone who has absolutely seen your golf swing. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Roseate Spoonbill Flower Crown Mug
Stirring your coffee is basically its whole thing. A roseate spoonbill with a lavender crown and a bill built for sifting mangrove mud. Always photogenic, never a flamingo. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Florida Panther Flower Crown Mug
Big-cat energy for your first meeting of the day. A Florida panther crowned in yellow daisies, quietly patrolling the Picayune Strand and judging everyone. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Gopher Tortoise Flower Crown Mug
No rush. The coffee's not going anywhere, and neither are you. A gopher tortoise wearing a crown of tickseed, the original landlord who's been renting burrows to half of Florida for decades. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Burrowing Owl Flower Crown Mug
Wide awake before you are, and wildly smug about it. A burrowing owl in a crown of coral blooms, staring you down from its staked-off yard in Cape Coral. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Loggerhead Flower Crown Mug
Goes great with an early-morning beach walk. A loggerhead sea turtle crowned in blue blossoms, the reason we turn the porch lights off all summer. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Brown Pelican Flower Crown Mug
Dives in headfirst, like you and that first cup. A brown pelican in a sunflower crown, posted on a Fort Myers Beach piling like it pays rent there. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Bottlenose Dolphin Flower Crown Mug
For the person who's always first in the water. A bottlenose dolphin mid-leap in a lavender crown, grinning like it heard the tour boat coming. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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River Otter Flower Crown Mug
Hold it in two paws, like an otter. A river otter in a crown of sunflowers and firebush, popping up in a retention pond like it just found the best spot in Southwest Florida. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Snowy Egret Flower Crown Mug
Elegant at 6 a.m. One of you has to be. A snowy egret with a lacy crest and a crown of soft blooms, high-stepping through the shallows in its famous yellow feet. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Private Concert Mug
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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