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Will Work For Ball Labrador Sticker
Ball? Ball. Now on your laptop. A Labrador badge that says it plainly: this dog will do literally anything for a tennis ball. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Professional Snuggler Pit Bull Sticker
Lap occupied. Do not disturb. A velvet hippo in a flower crown with a full-time lap-occupant job, for the pittie people who know the truth. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Has Opinions. Loudly. Husky Sticker
Loud opinions, now stickable. A husky with something to say and no plans to say it quietly, because if you own a husky you have been argued with. Daily. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Nose First, Questions Never Beagle Sticker
Follow the nose, skip the questions. A beagle whose nose outranks every command you know, caught red-pawed with a sandwich. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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I Will Herd Your Kids Blue Merle Sticker
Your children will be organized. A blue merle with one blue eye and zero chill, fully prepared to organize your children. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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One Dog Long Dachshund Sticker
Ruler not included. One dog long. A wiener dog, the official unit of measurement for dachshund people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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45 MPH Couch Potato Greyhound Sticker
Top speed 45 mph. Current speed: couch. An upside-down 'roaching' greyhound, built for 45 mph and devoted to the couch, for sighthound people. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Bookmark: Whatever Was Nearest Sticker
Lost your page? Use whatever was nearest. A receipt, a sock, a spoon, a slice of cheese: every reader's real bookmark. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Dog-Ear Club Puppy Sticker
Page corners folded, apology not included. A puppy whose ears are page corners, for readers who fold the corner and refuse to apologize. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Shh-Tzu Librarian Sticker
Shh. The stacks are in session. A librarian Shih Tzu guarding the stacks, for book people and Shih Tzu people alike. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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I Prefer Hardcover Puppy Sticker
Hardcover or nothing. A puppy with a favourite format, for readers whose dog has eaten at least one book. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Camera Off Club Sticker
Proof of membership, for your laptop lid. Stick it right above the webcam you never turn on, so the next "can you hop on video?" gets a polite, patch-style no. 4″ × 4″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
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Low Battery High Standards Sticker
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 4" kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
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Performatively Reading Sticker
Yes, it's a real book. Yes, I'm actually reading it. A small, unbothered dog in round glasses, deep in a thick novel on the train, for everyone who reads in public and refuses to apologize. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Labrador Sticker
Wore the flower crown. Ate one of the flowers. A soft-eyed Lab in a crown of peach roses, looking like the snack thief who's pretty sure you'll forgive them anyway. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Golden Retriever Sticker
Sunflowers, for the dog who is basically one. A golden with a crown of sunflowers and the face of someone who has never had a bad day. Pure, sunny, mildly shedding. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown French Bulldog Sticker
Bat ears, rose crown, zero interest in your plans. A frenchie who agreed to the flowers on one condition: nobody asks it to walk anywhere today. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Dachshund Sticker
Long dog, short patience, lovely lavender crown. A dachshund in a crown of purple asters, sitting very politely, plotting to get on the couch the second you look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Corgi Sticker
Royal heritage, now with an actual crown. A corgi in a little crown of daisies and roses. The queen's favorite breed finally got the headwear it always deserved. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Pit Bull Sticker
Big head, bigger heart, pinkest peonies. A gray pittie in a crown of blush peonies, built like a linebacker and about as dangerous as a weighted blanket. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Greyhound Sticker
Retired from racing. Now strictly in floral. A brindle greyhound in a crown of blue blooms, folded like an elegant lawn chair and ready for a very long nap. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Beagle Sticker
The crown stayed on until a smell walked by. A beagle in a crown of buttercups, nose already working on something three yards away. Floral today, feral at the next sniff. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Italian Greyhound Sticker
Tiny, trembling, and absolutely gorgeous in roses. An iggy in a dainty crown of pink roses, wearing the expression of a dog who'd like a blanket and a full apology for the weather. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Basenji Sticker
Does not bark. Does accessorize. A basenji with a curly tail and a crown of orange hibiscus. Quiet, catlike and fully aware it looks this good. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Bernese Mountain Dog Sticker
A fluffy mountain of a dog in a daisy crown. A Berner in a crown of white daisies and lilac: a hundred pounds of fluff who still fully believes it's a lap dog. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Flower Crown Scottish Deerhound Sticker
Wiry, wise, and crowned in Scottish thistle. A scruffy deerhound wearing purple thistle, the national flower, looking like a gentle poet who wandered off a moor. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Manatee Flower Crown Sticker
Slow down: manatee zone, now on your water bottle. A whiskery sea cow in a crown of blue blooms, drifting through Caloosahatchee season like it owns the canal. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Sandhill Crane Flower Crown Sticker
Stops traffic in Lehigh Acres. Now stops laptops. A sandhill crane in a flower crown, strolling across a strip-mall parking lot like it's the Everglades. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Alligator Flower Crown Sticker
Every pond in Cape Coral has one. Now so does your laptop. A gator wearing a crown of firebush blooms and the face of someone who has absolutely seen your golf swing. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Roseate Spoonbill Flower Crown Sticker
Pink, not a flamingo. Please stop asking. A roseate spoonbill with a lavender crown and a bill built for sifting mangrove mud. Always photogenic, never a flamingo. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Florida Panther Flower Crown Sticker
Rarer than a parking space on Fifth Avenue South. A Florida panther crowned in yellow daisies, quietly patrolling the Picayune Strand and judging everyone. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Gopher Tortoise Flower Crown Sticker
Dug a burrow. Kept the flowers. A gopher tortoise wearing a crown of tickseed, the original landlord who's been renting burrows to half of Florida for decades. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Burrowing Owl Flower Crown Sticker
Cape Coral's tiniest homeowner, now on a sticker. A burrowing owl in a crown of coral blooms, staring you down from its staked-off yard in Cape Coral. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Loggerhead Flower Crown Sticker
Nesting season starts in May. Lights out, please. A loggerhead sea turtle crowned in blue blossoms, the reason we turn the porch lights off all summer. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Brown Pelican Flower Crown Sticker
Will stare at your fish sandwich. Respectfully. A brown pelican in a sunflower crown, posted on a Fort Myers Beach piling like it pays rent there. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Bottlenose Dolphin Flower Crown Sticker
Shows up just as your sunset cruise sets out. A bottlenose dolphin mid-leap in a lavender crown, grinning like it heard the tour boat coming. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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River Otter Flower Crown Sticker
Pond to pond, snack to snack. A river otter in a crown of sunflowers and firebush, popping up in a retention pond like it just found the best spot in Southwest Florida. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Snowy Egret Flower Crown Sticker
Golden slippers, perfect posture, flower crown. A snowy egret with a lacy crest and a crown of soft blooms, high-stepping through the shallows in its famous yellow feet. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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Private Concert Sticker
Windows up, volume up, full emotional commitment to the bridge. A tan pup howling his heart out behind the wheel, eyes shut, fully in the moment. Please look away. 3" die-cut satin vinyl sticker, cut to the shape of the art. Laptop, bottle and notebook friendly.
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