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Mugs
Camera Off Club Mug
Your camera is off. Your coffee is very much on. The patch-style badge faces you, the meeting gets your initials in a gray square, and nobody needs to know it's your third refill. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Low Battery High Standards Mug
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Mugs
This Could Have Been a Text Mug
Ears flat, tiny tie on, and a calendar pop-up asking for a "quick call?" For anyone whose most productive meeting was the one that got cancelled. Pairs nicely with the Camera Off Club. 11 oz white glossy ceramic mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
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Unisex fits with room to move. Size guides live on every product page — when in doubt, size up.