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The Collection
Soft blanks, sharp wit. Pick a size — we print it fresh.
Ships from the US
Print-on-demand — made when you order
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30 days on unworn items
SWFL brand
Designed on the Gulf Coast
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Stickers
Camera Off Club Sticker
Proof of membership, for your laptop lid. Stick it right above the webcam you never turn on, so the next "can you hop on video?" gets a polite, patch-style no. 4″ × 4″ kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
Stickers
Low Battery High Standards Sticker
Running on 4%. Still won't drink the bad office coffee. A sleepy little battery with a big latte and zero intention of lowering the bar. 4" kiss-cut vinyl sticker.
Not sure about sizing?
Unisex fits with room to move. Size guides live on every product page — when in doubt, size up.